Buddy ISO

I'm officially losing my 3rd work buddy today, too much losses to bear in one quarter. The rate of losing is faster then the rate I gain. But I'm happy for him, after months of searching he has finally found something he likes and something that is better. He was bubbly happy so joyful as if there could be another him bursting from inside. The first way of dealing with the loss is by opening a communication with my buddy the fourth, who is my new rising star buddy.

M = me, > buddy the fourth

M: I'm losing buddies .. 3rd one this quarter.
>: That's tough. Do I need to step up more ?

M: You bet. I need more for backup
>: * hurt *

M: It's called buddy provisioning ...
>: Fine as long I'm ranked #1

M: So do you have more buddies you can refer to me?
>: Let me look into it. Let me know what you're looking for ... fun loving, love bears, technie, not good at foosball. We need a buddy description to post.

M: I want good looking ones.
>: .. buddy or boyfriend ..

M: Too much a request?
>: It's the lab .. it may take long to find

M: [I'll be patient, but are you saying you're ugly?] I have this Buddy ISO
>: What Buddy ISO??

M: Buddy ISO Standard
>: Hilarious. You should blog about your Buddy ISO. I'm losing buddies too. I think I'm gonna outsource from India.

M: [Isn't that a bad practice?]